Monday, September 14, 2009

Recession Effect

On Companies

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Lamha lamha intzar kiya

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Lamha lamha intzar kiya us lamhe ke liye
or woh lamha aya bhi to bus ek lamhe ke liye,
guzarish yehi hai khuda se ke
kash woh lamha fir aye 1 lamhe ke liye .

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Ek mulakat anjan hoti hai,

Anjan se hi to pehchan hoti hai.

Jaha dekho waha ishq ke bimar bethe hai,
Hajaro mar chuke hai lekin sekdo taiyar bethe hai.

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Kisiko apna banane me der lagti hai,
ek vada nibhane me der lagti hai,

pyar to pal bhar me ho jata hai,
magar unhe bhulane me der lagti hai....

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Vo dil kya jo milne ki dua na kare,
tujhe bhul kar jiyun khuda na kare,

rahegi teri dosti meri zindagi bankar,
ye baat aur hai agar zindagi hi vafa na kare....!!

Hi,
For those who have time and interest, try solving this puzzle.
Only logical reasoning required.

ALBERT EINSTEIN'S RIDDLE
There are no tricks, just pure logic, so good luck and don't give up.

1. In a street there are five houses, painted five different colors.
2. In each house lives a person of different nationality
3. These five homeowners each drink a different kind of beverage, smoke different brand of cigar and keep a different pet.

THE QUESTION: WHO OWNS THE FISH?

Conditions:

1. The British lives in a red house.
2. The Swedish keeps dogs as pets.
3. The Danish drinks tea.
4. The Green house is next to, and on the left of the White house.
5. The owner of the Green house drinks coffee.
6. The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
7. The owner of the Yellow house smokes Dunhill.
8. The man living in the center house drinks milk.
9. The Norwegian lives in the first house.
10. The man who smokes Blends lives next to the one who keeps cats.
11. The man who keeps horses lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
12. The man who smokes Blue Master drinks beer.
13. The German smokes Prince.
14. The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
15. The man who smokes Blends has a neighbor who drinks water.

Albert Einstein Wrote This Riddle Early During The 19th Century. He Said That 98% Of The World Population Would Not Be Able To Solve It.

The puzzle is solvable and I've attached the solution with this mail.
The pdf requires a password to open up. The password (all letters in lowercase) is the answer to the question.

I solved it..... lets see you do it !!

New Titanic

New Titanic

SO WRONG .......BUT SO FUNNY

SO WRONG .......BUT SO FUNNY

A woman takes a lover home during the day
while her husband is at work.

Her 9year old son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing
that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The man says, 'Yes, it is..'
Boy: 'I have a baseball.'
Man: 'That's nice'
Boy: 'Want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My Dad's outside.'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250'

In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy: 'Dark in here.'
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, How much?'
Boy: '$750'
Man: 'Sold.'

A few days later, the Dad says to the boy , 'Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch.'
The boy says, 'I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove.'

The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell them for?'
Boy: '$1,000'

The Dad says, 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is way more than those two things cost. I'm taking you to church, to confession.'

They go to the church and the Dad makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the door..

Wait For It !!

The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, 'Don't start that shit again; you're in my closet now..'

Wo yaro ki mehfil

Wo yaro ki mehfil, wo muskurate pal,
Dil se juda hai apna bita hua Kal,
Kabhi jindagi guzjarti thi Waqt bitane me,
Aaj waqt guzar jata hai chand kagaj ke note kamane me......

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Koi hai Jo duaa karta hai,
Apno me Hume bhi gina karta hai,
Bahut khushnasib samjhte hai khud ko,
Door rah kar bhi koi yaad kiya karta hai...

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Kyo Hume kisiki talash hoti hai,
Dilko kisiki aash hoti hai
Chand ko dekho, who bhi tanha hai,
Jubki uski chandni se roj mulakat hoti hai

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Kanch ko chahat thi pather pane ki,
Ek pal me fir tut kar bikher Jane ki,
Chahat bas itni thi us diwane ki,
Apne hajar tukdo me uski hajar Tasveer sajane ki.

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Pani ki Bund

Wo To Pani ki Bund hai Jo Ankhon se Beh Jaye,
Ansu To Wo Hai Jo Tadap Ke Akhon mein Hi Reh Jaye,
Wo Pyar Kya Jo Laffzon Mein Bayan Ho
Pyar to Wo Hai Jo Ankhon Mein Nazar Aaye.
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Hota nahi mehsoos dard aaj tere zakhamon ka,
Kyu aaj teri talwar ki dhaar kam hai,
Kuchh de aise zakham zalim aaj mujko,
Kyu lagta hai k aaj tera pyar kam hai.

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Ek boond se kabhi sagar nahi Banta,
Rone se bigda mukaddar nahi Banta,
Dil me duniya jeetne ka hosala rakho,
Kyoki ek jeet se koi sikandar nahi Banta.

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Duriya ki parwah na kiya kijiye
Dil jab bhi pukare bula liya kijiye

Hum jyada door nahi aapse
Bus apni ankhen ko palko se mila liya kijiye