Real Meaning of Computer Terms

Real Meaning of Computer Terms

PCMCIA
People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms

ISDN
It Still Does Nothing

APPLE
Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

SCSI
System Can't See It

DOS
Defective Operating System

IBM
I Blame Microsoft

DEC
Do Expect Cuts

CD-ROM
Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months

OS/2
Obsolete Soon, Too.

WWW
World Wide Wait

MACINTOSH
Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs

PENTIUM
Produces Erroneous Numbers Through Incorrect Understanding of Mathematics

COBOL
Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language

AMIGA
A Merely Insignificant Game Addiction

LISP
Lots of Infuriating & Silly Parenthesis

MIPS
Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed

WINDOWS
Will Install Needless Data On Whole System

GIRO
Garbage In Rubbish Out

MICROSOFT
Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only (for) Fools (&) Teenagers.

MEET ME IN THE STARS

MEET ME IN THE STARS

As I am saying good night at the end of the day.

And you are not here but many miles away,

My heart so empty and so lonely inside

As I wipe away a tear I'am trying to

hide.

I close my eyes and try to go sleep

But with the sadness inside I begin to weep

Suddenly I remember what you once said to me

Just meet me in the stars waiting for you I will be.

When distance tends to keep us

apart

Remember I still hold you near in my heart

When the night together can't be ours

Just close your eyes and meet me in the starts.

Meet me in the starts

I'll be waiting there for you

With a bottle of wine and glasses for two.

Just close your eyes and there you will see

Waiting in the stars just for you I will be.

Remembering those words I begin to smile

And gently close my eyes lessening the miles

I can see the stars oh how beautiful arranged

But you are not there no hug to exchange.

I sit alone waiting with hope in my heart

No longer wanting to be kept apart

Suddenly in the distance a shadow appears

A tear rolls down my face and the image is clear.

There is no question it is you that I see

Waiting in the stars just like you promised to me

You hold out your hand as you become near

And put it in mine saying

I miss you my dear

Suddenly there's gentle music filled with romance

You gently pull me close we begin to dance

Just meet me in the starts that is where I will be

A Special place in the stars just for you and for me

Vinoth

Bleading Heart

Bleeding Heart
Pain, Pain, Pain
Everyday I feel this way inside.
Pain is part of everything I do now.
I live with a bleeding heart.
I suffered much pain throughout my life.
That I have changed along the way.
My heart has changed from all the painful ordeals I have endured.
I live with a bleeding heart.
I am living a lie.
Keeping who I truly am inside.
I can no longer see my face in my own reflection.
I live with a bleeding heart.
Words spill across the lines of a page.
I have allowed myself one comfort.
And one comfort only.
I live with a bleeding heart.
My single comfort is words.
My soul bleeds on paper.
It causes pain within me…but, also, a burden is lifted.
I live with a bleeding heart.
I want to be the person that lives inside.
But my bleeding heart won’t let me.
I have allowed my heart to control my every action.
I live with a bleeding heart.
I slowly secede to them.
I slowly secede to the tears.
I slowly secede to the tears that bleed inside.
I live with a bleeding heart.
There is blood scattered across this paper.
That is my soul bleeding.
I wonder when the bleeding will end.
I live with a bleeding heart…

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Ye gazlo ki Duniya Bi Ajib hai

Ye gazlo ki Duniya Bi Ajib hai,
Yaha Aansu ka bhi jam banaya jata Hai
Keh bhi Dete Agar Dard-e-dastan,
phir bhi Wah Wah Sunaya Jata hai

Bade hi sarfrosh hua karte hai
Hakikato ki aaghosh huwa krte hai
Meri chup se naraz na hua karo
Gehre samunder hamesha khamos Hua Krte Hai.

Kisi Ke Ek Aansu Par Hazaraun Dil Tadapte Hai
Kisi Ka Umr Bhar Rona Yun Hi Bekar Jata Hai

Dil main tamanao ko dabana shikh liya
Gham ko ankho main chhupana shikh liya
Mere chehre se koi bat zahir na ho
Isliye Daba ke honto ko muskrana sekh liya

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