Who Would Dare to Teach Maths to Gabbar?

Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the?

Sambha: sarkaar 2 the

Gabbar: mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle?

Sambha: 2 ke pehle ek aata

Gabbar: beech mein kaun aata hai?

Sambha: beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar: toh phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?

Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai kyunki 2 ek se bada hai

Gabbar: 2 ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: 2 ek se ek bada hai

Gabbar: 2 ek se ek bada hai toh ek ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sarkaar, aap mujhe goli maar do