LOVE ME

Flirt Scraps @ OrkutUncle

KISI SE BAAT KARNA

Kisi Se Baat Karna Bolna Achcha Nahi Lagta

Tujhe Dekha Hai Jab Se Dusra Achcha Nahi Lagta

Teri Ankhon Me Jab Se Maine Apna Aks Dekha Hai

Mere Chahre Ko Koi Aaina Achcha Nahi Lagta

Yahan Ahle Muhabbat Omr Bhar Barbaad Rahte Hain

Ye Dariya Hai Ise Kachcha Ghada Achcha Nahi Lagta

Tere Bare Me Din Bhar Sunchta Rahta Hoon Lekin

Tere Baare Me Sab Se Puchna Achcha Nahi Lagta

Mai Ab Chahat Ki Us Manzil Me Aa Poncha Hun JAAN

Teri Janib Kisi Ka Dekhna Achcha Nahi Lagta

Hakikat na puch mere fasane ki,

Tere jate hee badal gaye nazar zamane ki,

Log puchte hai main khush kyo nahi,

Kaya kahu meri to aadat thi tere sang muskurane ki

Haasi Thami Hai In Aankhon Mein Nami Ki Tarah

Mehakti Thi Jo Gulshan Mein Kali Ki Tarah

Yun Toh Koi Aata Nahi Iss Viraan Chaman Mein

Yeh Kiski Parchai Hai Kuch Meri Hi Tarah

Yun Toh Dard Ka Rishta Bahot Gehra Hai

Par Yaadein Bhi Ek Kadwa Sach Hai Zindagi Ki Tarah

Woh Aaya Aur Chala Gaya Sab Kuch Lekar

Lipti Reh Gayi Rooh Badan Par Ajnabi Ki Tarah

Kise Dhundti Hai Iss Duniya-e-Dast Mein Tanha Nazar

Koi Saathi Ho Mera Bhi Iss Khamoshi Ki Tarah….

Tere pyar ki hume jarurat bahut thi,

par tujhe pane ki kimat bahut thi,

aakhiri sans tak tera intazar kiya tha humne

par tujhe wada karke bhul jane ki aadat bahut thi…

Wafa ke qaidkhano mein sazaein kab badalti hain;

Badalta dil ka mausam hai hawaein kab badalti;

hain Labadah orrh ke gham ka nikal jaate hain sehra ko;

Jawab aaye ke na aaye sadaein kab badalti hain;

Meri sari duaein tumse hi mansoob hain jana;

Mohabbat ho agar sachchi duaein kab badalti hain;

Koi pa kar nibhata hai, koi kho kar nibhata hai;

Naye andaaz hote hain wafaein kab badalti hain;

Gunahoon ko humara ek hi MAALIK bakhshta hai;

Adaa uski purani hai khataein kab badalti hain !!!!!!!!

This is a friend who is A-Z

This is a friend who is A-Z

(A)ccepts you as you are

(B)elives in “you”

(C)alls you just to say “HI”

(D)oesn’t give up on you

(E)nvisions the whole of you(even the unfinished parts)

(F)orgives your mistakes

(G)ives unconditionally

(H)elps you

(I)nvites you over

(J)ust “be”without you

(K)eeps you close at heart

(L)oves you for who you are

(M)akes a difference in your life

(N)ever Judges

(O)ffer support

(P)icks you up

(Q)uiets yours fears

(R)aises your spirits

(S)ays nice things about you

(T)ells you the truth when you need to hear it

(U)nderstands you

(V)alues you

(W)alks beside you

(X)-plains thing you don’t understand

(Y)ells when you won’t listen and

(Z)aps you back to reality

3 IDIOTS .... CHATUR RAMALINGAM SPEECH

Adarniya

sabhapati mahodaya, atithi vishesh shikshan mantri shri R D
tripati ji, maanyaniya shikshagan aur mere piyaaare sahpatiyo

Aaj

agar I.C.E aasmaan ki bulaaandiyo ko chhu raahaa hai to uska
shreya sirrf ekinsaan ko jaataahai - Shri Veeru Sahastrabuddhe

Give

him a big hand. He is a great guy really.

Peechle

buttis saal se inhone nirantar is college mein balatkar pe
balatkar kiye. Umeed hai aagey bee karte rahege. Hamein to aashcharya
hota hai ki ek insaan apne jeevan kaal mein itni balatkar kaisi kar
sakta hai. Inhone kadi tapaasya se apne aapko is kaabil bunaya hai. Waqt
ka sahi upyog ghante ka purna istemaal koi inse seeke. Seeke inse
seeke. Aaj hum sab chaatra yaha hai, kal desh videsh mein fail jayenge.
Waadaa hai aapse jis desh mein honge waha balatkar karenge, I.C.E ka
naam roshan karenge. Dika denge sabko jo balatkar Karne ki kshamtaa yaha
ke chaatro mein hai wo sansaar ke kisi chaatro mein nahiii. No other
chaatra. No other chaatra.

Adarniya

mantraji! Namashkar aapne is sansthaan ko wo chees di jiski
hamein sakht zaroorat thi. “Sstunn”! Stunn hota sabi ke paas hai. Sab
chupa ke rakte hai, detaa koi nai. Aapne apna stun is balatkari purush
ke haat mein diya hai, ab dekiye yeh kaisa iska upyog karta hai

Utthamum dadhdadaath paadam - Madhyam paadam thuchuk
chuk
- Ghanisthah thud thudi paadam - Surr surri praan gatakam.

I STILL MISS U

It Does not even Matter

May be you are King of World...

May be you are most dangerous in world...

May be you are an independent one...

May be you can rule other or rule the World...

May be you are most lovable by others...

Either you are a Gentleman...

Or most Dangerous Killer of the world...

But The fact is this...

When you are at home...

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Wife is Wife...

...Does not matter Who the Hell are you...

ABOUT ME

"Somewhere In the World
Like a stranger's smile
that lasts for a while
For a moment you feel happy inside
In a world that keeps on
changing too fast
When the future always has the last laugh
Maybe we've made mistakes
Maybe we're not the only ones
Maybe it's not too late
To start over
All the shapes and patterns
you'll see in your mind
Somewhere in the world
Someone's thinking of you
Somewhere in the world
Someone's thinking of you
Like a rainbow bursting out of the sky
Close your eyes and see your
dreams running wild
Colors brighter than the sun all around
Everlasting as this new joy you've found
Maybe we've made mistakes
Maybe we're not the only ones
Maybe it's not too late
To start over
All the shapes and patterns"""


But Attitude Is Something without Style !!

Some Have Positive AttitudE And Some Have Negative AttitudE ..

But the People Who doesnt Care about it has the real AttItudE !!

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Questions you can Never Answer

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are flat?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough?

What is the speed of darkness?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up every two hours?

If the temperature is zero outside today and it's going to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold will it be?

Do married people live longer than single ones or does it only seem longer?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

Did you ever stop and wonder...... .

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these pink dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?'

Who was the first person to say, 'See that chicken there... I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its bum.'

Why do toasters always have a setting so high that could burn the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their bum when they ask where the bathroom is?

Why does your Obstetrician, Gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

Why do the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

Stop singing and read on.........

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?

GOOD MORNING

Good Morning .................. It's Let's Laugh Day............................ I'm sending these smiles to make ur day full of fun & laughter.....................

JOKES

1. A Man Was Asked 2 Explain Dis Saying:

Sorrow Is Our Constant Companion, Happines Comes & Goes.

Man Said:

My Wife Is Always Wid Me. Her Frndz Comes & Goes ;->

2.Be Simt Hawaon Ko Roka Nhe Krty,

Jo Beet Gaya Usko Socha Nhe Krty,

Sooraj Se Kya Poochty Ho Tapish Iski,

Dhoop Sy Samamdar Kabi Sookha Nhe Krty

3. A MAN Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:

May I Come In Sir ?

OFICER: Wait Plz

MAN: 80 KG

4. BOY:

Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask

"Can I Marry Ur Daughter"

FATHER:

'Who Told U Its Just A Formality'?

BOY:

"The Gynaechologist:-

5. Child 2 D Sales Girl In A Sweets Shop:

Miss, Will U Marry Me When I Grow Up.

Girl Smiled & Said:

Yes

Child:

Can U Give Ur Future Husband A Free Chocolate! ;->

6. Tell Me U Miss Me Or Not.

If U Don't Miss Me,

I Will Hang Myself With Noodles

Hit Myself With Sponge

Cut My Vein With Rubber Knife

&

Blow My Head Off By Water Pistol

See!

H0w Mch U Mean To Me..;-)

7. Zeher Vekh K Peeta Te Ki Peeta,

ISHQ Soch K Keeta Te Ki Keeta,

Dil De K Dil Len Di Aas Rakhi,

Pyar Eho Jeya Keeta Te Ki Keeta.

8. Once A Snow Girl Asked A Snow Boy...

"What Is True Love?"

That Snow Man Gave Her A Warm Hug And They Both Melted In Eachother...!

9. My Favourite Luv Quote:

"I Know Evrything About HER

Except Dat She Luvs Me Or Not..

She Doesn't Know Anything About Me

Except That I Luv Her"

10. Chahey Mujrim Sumjhe Ya Koi Gunah-Gaar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Dil Diya Hai Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kaisa,

Pyar Kiya Hai To Halaat Se Darna Kaisa,

Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hai 100 Baar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Hum Ne Maana K Humein Jaan Se Jana Hoga,

Jaan De K Bhi Humein Pyar Nibahna Hoga,

Lo Suno

Tark-E-Mohabat Se Hai Inkar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein..!I!

11. Tanhaai Hai Pyar Me,

Barbadi Hai Pyar Me,

Aasu Hai Pyar Me,

Bebasi Hai Pyar Me,

Gum Bhi Hai Pyar Me,

Hame Sab Pata Hai Lekin Kya Kare,

Hum Bhi Hai Pyar Me.....! :-[

12. Chahey Mujrim Sumjhe Ya Koi Gunah-Gaar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Dil Diya Hai Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kaisa,

Pyar Kiya Hai To Halaat Se Darna Kaisa,

Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hai 100 Baar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Hum Ne Maana K Humein Jaan Se Jana Hoga,

Jaan De K Bhi Humein Pyar Nibahna Hoga,

Lo Suno

Tark-E-Mohabat Se Hai Inkar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein..!I!

13. Announcement In University:

"The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them"

Anothr Anouncement After 20 Minutes:

"The 200 Students Who Went To Move 9 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes"

14. Ek Aas Lagaye Betha Hon.,

Ek Bar "MADINA" Dekhu Main.,

Us Shehar Ki Pur Kaif Hawaon Main.,

Ek Bar To Jeena Dekhu Main.,

Pyasa Hon Aabe Kousar Ka.,

Ek Bar To Peena Dekhu Main.,

Phir Chahe Hosh Gawa Bethon.,

Bus Ek Baar

"MADINA" Dekhon Mein.,

(Or Ap B.

"AAMEEN"..,)

15. Hamse SMS Ka Panga Acha Nahi

Dost

Choti Si Memory Wala Tera Mobile Hai

Kuch To Khayal Kar.

My Heart Speaks . . .

My Heart Speaks . . .

You say, That I won't give much attention to you

But please think this also now,

When I call you and I cannot get through to you

I get weak and feel sad

When I call you and when you don't speak much

I feel very bad and I feel down and low

When I cannot hear your voice for an hour, a day or two

I feel that I am loosing your love

I feel that you get more important calls

and I am the last person in your list

Please don't blame me because I think this way

As you know about myself more than anyone in this world

When people get so close they get hurt for the slightest thing done by the other,

I don't know much but I know I Love you

Maybe that's why I am feeling sad always even after I hear your voice

It's just my lonely heart that keeps waiting for you and your calls

I imagine a thousand things and get hurt so many times

When you are silent and do not speak to me

I feel that you think I am just another question mark for you

Now tell me Please

Am I another problem for you in your busy schedule of life

tell me before, it's too late

As I am going to get a Heart Break in no time . . .

ANOTHER PROBLEM CAUSED BY DEFORESTATION

WALLPAPER

CARTOONS

SMS

Dariya wafaon ke kabhi rukta nahi

Mohabat mein insan kabhi jhukta nahi

Khamosh hein hum unki khushi ke liye

Aur

Wo samajh bethay hein ke dil hamara dukhta nahi.



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Great minds contain ideas, solutions and reasons;

Scientific minds contain formulas, theories and figures;

My mind contains only you!



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Zakham + U =Marham



Tanhayee + U=

Mehfil



Tears + U=

Smile



Raasta + U=

Manzil



Nothing + U=Everything

Me + U=

A great story of "FRIENDSHIP"



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I was worried in dream 2nite

I saw All the devils of the world have died,

Can u give me only 1 sms or miscall

2 make me sure dat Ur still alive.



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Circuit: ßhai Jail Ko Hindi Me Hawalaat kyun Kehte Hain,?

Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khane

Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai."



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BEST FRIENDS LOVE

You were my love
I gave you my heart
I thought as lovers
We would never part

You broke the trust
I'd given to you
That was something I thought
You'd never do

A lover no longer
Are you to me
A true love with you
Can never be

Superb Lesson for YOU & ME

Bachpan k din kitne achhe the, tab to sirf khilone tuta karte the....

Wo khusiya b na jane kaisi khusiya thi, titliyo ko pakad k uchhla karte the....

Paaw marke khud barish k pani me, khud ko bhigoya karte the....

Ab to 1 b aansu ruswa kar deta hai, pehle to dil khol k roya karte the....!!!!!!!

Superb Lesson for YOU & ME



ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.


TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.


THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.


FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.


FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.


SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.


SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.


EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.


NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.


TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly. No name calling.


ELEVEN. Don't judge people by their relatives.


TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.


THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'


FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.


FIFTEEN. Say 'bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.


SIXTEEN. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.


SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.


EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.


NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.


TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice


TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.