JOKES

1. A Man Was Asked 2 Explain Dis Saying:

Sorrow Is Our Constant Companion, Happines Comes & Goes.

Man Said:

My Wife Is Always Wid Me. Her Frndz Comes & Goes ;->

2.Be Simt Hawaon Ko Roka Nhe Krty,

Jo Beet Gaya Usko Socha Nhe Krty,

Sooraj Se Kya Poochty Ho Tapish Iski,

Dhoop Sy Samamdar Kabi Sookha Nhe Krty

3. A MAN Interview Dene Gaya Office K Gate Per Ja K Bola:

May I Come In Sir ?

OFICER: Wait Plz

MAN: 80 KG

4. BOY:

Its Just A Formality, But I Still Ask

"Can I Marry Ur Daughter"

FATHER:

'Who Told U Its Just A Formality'?

BOY:

"The Gynaechologist:-

5. Child 2 D Sales Girl In A Sweets Shop:

Miss, Will U Marry Me When I Grow Up.

Girl Smiled & Said:

Yes

Child:

Can U Give Ur Future Husband A Free Chocolate! ;->

6. Tell Me U Miss Me Or Not.

If U Don't Miss Me,

I Will Hang Myself With Noodles

Hit Myself With Sponge

Cut My Vein With Rubber Knife

&

Blow My Head Off By Water Pistol

See!

H0w Mch U Mean To Me..;-)

7. Zeher Vekh K Peeta Te Ki Peeta,

ISHQ Soch K Keeta Te Ki Keeta,

Dil De K Dil Len Di Aas Rakhi,

Pyar Eho Jeya Keeta Te Ki Keeta.

8. Once A Snow Girl Asked A Snow Boy...

"What Is True Love?"

That Snow Man Gave Her A Warm Hug And They Both Melted In Eachother...!

9. My Favourite Luv Quote:

"I Know Evrything About HER

Except Dat She Luvs Me Or Not..

She Doesn't Know Anything About Me

Except That I Luv Her"

10. Chahey Mujrim Sumjhe Ya Koi Gunah-Gaar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Dil Diya Hai Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kaisa,

Pyar Kiya Hai To Halaat Se Darna Kaisa,

Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hai 100 Baar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Hum Ne Maana K Humein Jaan Se Jana Hoga,

Jaan De K Bhi Humein Pyar Nibahna Hoga,

Lo Suno

Tark-E-Mohabat Se Hai Inkar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein..!I!

11. Tanhaai Hai Pyar Me,

Barbadi Hai Pyar Me,

Aasu Hai Pyar Me,

Bebasi Hai Pyar Me,

Gum Bhi Hai Pyar Me,

Hame Sab Pata Hai Lekin Kya Kare,

Hum Bhi Hai Pyar Me.....! :-[

12. Chahey Mujrim Sumjhe Ya Koi Gunah-Gaar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Dil Diya Hai Kisi Ko To Mukarna Kaisa,

Pyar Kiya Hai To Halaat Se Darna Kaisa,

Apne Is Jurm Ka Iqrar Hai 100 Baar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein,

Hum Ne Maana K Humein Jaan Se Jana Hoga,

Jaan De K Bhi Humein Pyar Nibahna Hoga,

Lo Suno

Tark-E-Mohabat Se Hai Inkar Humein,

Saaf Kehte Hain K Ek Shakhs Se Hai Pyar Humein..!I!

13. Announcement In University:

"The Students Who Have Parked Their Cars On The Driveway, Please Move Them"

Anothr Anouncement After 20 Minutes:

"The 200 Students Who Went To Move 9 Cars Please Return To Their Respective Classes"

14. Ek Aas Lagaye Betha Hon.,

Ek Bar "MADINA" Dekhu Main.,

Us Shehar Ki Pur Kaif Hawaon Main.,

Ek Bar To Jeena Dekhu Main.,

Pyasa Hon Aabe Kousar Ka.,

Ek Bar To Peena Dekhu Main.,

Phir Chahe Hosh Gawa Bethon.,

Bus Ek Baar

"MADINA" Dekhon Mein.,

(Or Ap B.

"AAMEEN"..,)

15. Hamse SMS Ka Panga Acha Nahi

Dost

Choti Si Memory Wala Tera Mobile Hai

Kuch To Khayal Kar.