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Salmonid Fish - Beauty of Pacific Ocean

Salmonid Fish - Beauty of Pacific Ocean


The Kamchatka Peninsula is a 1,250-kilometer long peninsula in the Russian Far East. It lies between the Pacific Ocean to the east and the Sea of Okhotsk to the west.

Kamchatka contains probably the world's greatest diversity of salmonid fish, including all six species of anadromous Pacific salmon (chinook, chum, coho, seema, pink, and sockeye). Biologists estimate that a sixth to a quarter of all Pacific salmon originates in Kamchatka.

Kuril Lake is recognized as the biggest spawning-ground for sockeye in Eurasia. In response to pressure from poaching and to worldwide decreases in salmon stocks, some 24,000 square kilometers (9,300 sq mi) along nine of the more productive salmon rivers are in the process of being set aside as a nature preserve.

MURDER OF ENGLISH

See , how people write leave Applications.


It's murder of English language. But Too Funny.

Just Read It.

The Leave Applications; )


· Infosys , Bangalore : An employee applied for leave as follows:



"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife , please sanction me one-week leave."

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· This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:


"as I want to shave my son's head , please leave me for two days.."


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· Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
"as I am marrying my daughter , please grant a week's leave.."


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· From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
"As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it , please grant me 10 days leave.."


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· Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return , please grant me half day casual leave"


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· An incident of a leave letter:
"I am suffering from fever , please declare one-day holiday."


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· A leave letter to the headmaster:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"


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· Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
"As my headache is paining , please grant me leave for the day.."


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· Covering note:
"I am enclosed herewith..."


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· Another one:
"Dear Sir: with reference to the above , please refer to my below..."


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· Actual letter written for application of leave:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".


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· Letter writing:-
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."


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· A candidate's job application:
"This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience , I am applying for the post.

Cheers!

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I can't promise

I can't promise you the world,

I can't promise you the sky,

I can't promise we won't fight,

Or that I'll never cry.

But I promise you my heart,

And that I'll give my all.

I'll be there when you need me,

And lift you when you fall.

No matter what happens,

I promise to always care,

And wherever you are,

I will always be there.

Through good times and bad,

Happy and sad,

I will always be true,

And I promise to always love you!

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Love Me Forever

LOVE ME FOREVER...

When You are near,

I have no fear,

I am mad about you,

I am incomplete without you,

I Love the way you care,

And Happiness that you share,

Always give me Smiles,

And hurt me never,

Take me in your arms,

And Love me forever !