SARDAR JOKES

A donkey kicked a Sardar & ran awaySardar ran to catch the donkey.He saw a zebra & started beating it & said 'SALA Tracksuit pahan ke dhokaDe raha hai'.

SWOT BOOK filled by Santa.1.Strength:My wife,Jeeto.2.Weakness:Banta's wife, Preeto.3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.4.Threat: When I am on tour



Sardar: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle.Jeeto: Yes darling I still do, only differnece is earlier it was 300mlNow it's 2 ltr.



Santa went to Mysore palace.Tourist guide - Santaji plz dont sit there, its Tipu sultan's chairSanta - Oye dont worry yaar I'll get up when he comes.!!..

Sardar wanted to make a STD call to Punjab,He wanted to save money so what did he do?Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.



One tourist from U.S.A.asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village?Sardar: No sir, only small babies!!!

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.Santa doesn't turns up for four days.Lady calls again.Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no oneComes out



2 sardars were fighting after exam.Sir: Y r u fighting?1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,Sir: So what?1st Sardar: Even I did the same thing, now teacher will think that we bothCopied.

Sardar 1: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.Sardar 2: You R nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sentMy wife with him.

A scene from Kohn Benega Crorepati....Amitabh : In which state the river Kaveri flows?Sardar : Liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitabh stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......