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Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron

***Dard se dosti ho gayi yaaron,
Zindagi bedard ho gayi yaaron.
Kya hua jo jal gaya aashiyana hamara,
Door tak roshni to ho gayi yaaron..

Waqt bahot kam he Saath bitane me;
Ise na gawana kabhi ruthne manane me;
‘RISHTA’ to humne bandh hi liya he aapse;
Bas thoda sa Saath de dena ise Nibhane me.

Bagair jane pehchane ikrar na kijiye,
Muskura kar dil ko bekarar na kijiye,
Gulab bhi de jate hai zakhm gehra kabi kabi,
Har Gulab par yu aitbaar na kijiye.
Karoge yaad ek din is pyar ke zamane ko,
Chale jayenge jab hum kabhi na vapas aane ko.
Chalega mehfil me jab zikr hamara koi,
To tum bhi tanhayi dhundoge aansu bahane ko****.

NEVER GIVE UP

"You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."
Never consider the possibility of failure; as long as you persist, you will be successful.

Beautiful Flowers For Beautiful Friends

Beautiful Flowers

For

Beautiful Friends

Who Would Dare to Teach Maths to Gabbar?

Gabbar: Kitne aadmi the?

Sambha: sarkaar 2 the

Gabbar: mujhe ginti nahi aati, 2 kitne hote hain?

Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai

Gabbar: aur 2 ke pehle?

Sambha: 2 ke pehle ek aata

Gabbar: beech mein kaun aata hai?

Sambha: beech mein koi nahi aata

Gabbar: toh phir dono ek saath kyun nahi aate?

Sambha: 2 ek ke baad aata hai kyunki 2 ek se bada hai

Gabbar: 2 ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: 2 ek se ek bada hai

Gabbar: 2 ek se ek bada hai toh ek ek se kitna bada hai?

Sambha: Sarkaar, aap mujhe goli maar do

Smart Questions for Smart People!!

First Question:

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

Try not to screw up next time. Now answer the second question, but don't take as much time as you took for the first one, OK??

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Second Question:

If you overtake the last person, then you are...?

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Answer: If you answered that you are first, then you are absolutely wrong! If you overtake the second person, you take his place, so you are second!

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You're not very good at this, are you?

Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic! Note: This must be done in your head only . Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000 and add 40 to it.. Now add another 1000 . Now add 30 . Add another 1000 .. Now add 20 .. Now add another 1000 Now add 10 .. What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator! Today is definitely not your day, is it? Maybe you'll get the last question right.......Maybe.

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Fourth Question:

Mary's father has five daughters: 1. Nana, 2. Nene, 3. Nini, 4. Nono. What is the ! name of the fifth daughter?

Did you Answer Nunu?

NO! Of course it isn't.

Her name is Mary. Read the question again!!

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Okay, now the bonus round:

You may have seen this before, not sure!!!

A mute person goes into a shop and wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing his teeth he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and the purchase is done.

Next, a blind man comes into the shop who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses; how does HE indicate what he wants?

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