Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Most Lovingly

Most Lovingly

I love you in blue. I love you in red

but tell you the truth I love you most in bed.

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Q: "chhatri aur chhokri mein kya farq hain?"

A: "chhatri ko button dabakar kholna padta hain aur chhokri ko button kholkar dabana padta hain"

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A man to his wife: How u pregnant without me?

Wife: I am praying ur ID photo daily.

Man: Chutiya banati haiphoto to passport size haisamaan kaha hai?

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A man used to have sex with his wife using milk as lubricant.

Later she was rushed to hospitalwhen the Doctar came

Out of O.T. said no baby or baba just 1kg MAWA.

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